Catullus does not rate his acquaintance, Suffenus, as a poet, but is uncharacteristically prepared to make allowances. Listen to the Latin and follow in English here, and see the illustrated blog post here.
Catullus is out of food and wine, but the perfume will make you want to be all nose. Hear the Latin and follow in English here; see the illustrated blog post here.
In his forge beneath the volcano, Mount Etna, the fire-God sets his Cyclopes to work. Hear the Latin and follow in English here; see the illustrated blog post here.